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SEGUN LOS MEDICOS ES UNA ENFERMEDAD.
Porque uno siempre termina en la cama.
SEGUN LOS ABOGADOS ES UNA INJUSTICIA.
Porque siempre hay uno arriba y otro abajo.
SEGUN LOS INGENIEROS ES LA MAQUINA MAS PERFECTA.
Porque es la única que trabaja cuando se para.
SEGUN LOS ARQUITECTOS ES UN ERROR
Porque la zona de entretenimiento esta al lado del desagüe.
SEGUN LOS POLITICOS ES LA DEMOCRACIA PERFECTA.
Porque goza tanto el que esta arriba como el que esta abajo.
SEGUN LOS ECONOMISTAS ES UNA MALA INVERSION.
Porque es mas lo que entra que lo que sale.
SEGUN LOS MATEMATICOS ES LA ECUACION MATEMATICA PERFECTA.
Porque la mujer eleva el miembro a su máxima potencia,
lo encierra entre paréntesis, le extrae el factor común y lo
reduce luego a su m??nima expresión
Y PARA TI ??QUE SIGNIFICA? SEXO
Un chico se acerca al fin de su ultimo a??o
en la prepa. Desafortunadamente, todavía
tiene que compartir un cuarto con su
hermanito de 9 a??os. Una noche, decide
llevar a su novia a su casa para un poco de
diversión. Tienen literas, y el chico se
da cuenta de que su hermanito ya se durmió
en la litera de abajo, a si que el y su
novia se suben a la litera de arriba. Como puedes
esperar, las cosas se empiezan a calentar.
El chico recuerda que su hermanito esta
dormido abajo, a si que le dice a su novia
que diga "lechuga" si lo quiere mas duro,
y "tomate" si quiere una nueva posición.
Lechuga!!!
Tomate!!!!
Lechuga!!!
Tomate!!!
Lechuga!!!
Tomate!!!
Ella
grita.
Lechuga!!!
Tomate!!!
Ah!!!!!!
SACALO!!!
SACALO YA!!!!
No me puedo embarazar!!!
Entonces el hermanito les grita:"Hey,
podrían dejar de hacer sándwiches aya arriba?
Me están echando mayonesa en toda
la cara!*!*!*!*!
MANDA ESTO A:
0-TENDRAS MAL SEXO
1 - 5 -TE VAN A BESAR EN LA MEJILLA
6- 10 -TE VAN A BESAR DE LENGUA
16 o mas -TENDRAS BUEN SEXO PARA SIEMPRE""